Are You A True Canadian?..
Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians:
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
You may live in Canada .
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there,
You may live in Canada ..
If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .
If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada .
If ‘Vacation’ means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada .
If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada .
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .
If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ in the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada .
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada .
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked,
You may live in Canada .
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada .
If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km — you’re going 95 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada .
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada .
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction,
You may live in Canada .
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada .
If you find -5 degrees ‘a little chilly’, you may live in Canada .
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your friends, you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.
